10. Keep your home messy (or frighteningly neat!).
9. Gossip with him.
8. Don't tell him how much you appreciate him. Instead, complain.
7. Criticize him.
6. Don't forgive him.
5. Don't help him.
4. Never submit without a fight.
3. Keep him celibate.
2. Commit adultery.
1. Fall away from the faith.
(from Matthias Media magazine, The Briefing, November 2008 issue)